My best friend's mom was an aerobics instructor in the 80's. Having recently undergone a hip replacement surgery at 56, she learned the unfortunate costs of such a life. I introduced her to my boyfriend last week. She screamed, "Oh my god, he is a miracle!", and proceeded to tell us story after story using the key transitional phrase "anyhoohaw".
Being from Michigan has many perks. Anyhoohaw is one of them. Not only does it sound incredible in a Michigan accent (try it at home), it has two equally awesome meanings.
1) eh'-nee-hoo'-ha: a slight variation on the phrase 'anyway.' Not a real word.
2) 'eh-nee-hoo'-ha: any-old-vagina.
#2 is how no one intends it, but, rather, how I always hear it.
Like the popular chain's "Wahoo's" fish tacos (rude) or the simpler "Pink Taco"... Anyhoohaw is a thinly disguised vagina. And I applaud it.
Still clapping.
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